Jacob and his brothers called us into the living room. "Mom and Dad, please sit. We have a play for you." Joseph: "Uh...Jacob...? I don't know my lines or when to say them." Jacob: "That's OK! This is a random speaking play!" "We are going to say things that pirates would say!"

5 minutes of chaotic screaming, furniture jumping and sword fighting ensued.

Decoram and a calm, quiet spirit flew out the nearest window. I wonder if it will ever return.